Stop. Motivate and Listen.

Soooooo the July 2013 bar exam is in 7 days. It's time for the final sprint. 

Imma be like your Red Bull/Starbucks double-shot/caffeine pill/Adderall for the last leg of the race. 
It's time to get motivated. 

"It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning’s winning." 

- Dominic Toretto, The Fast and the Furious (2001)

What should you be doing for the next couple days? Practice all the things. MBE, MEE, and a couple MPTs for good measure. Under timed conditions and/or outlining answers. Whatever.
That's why cheesy sayings like "Practice Makes Perfect" and "Learn by Doing" exist.

I made you this playlist. Get pumped.

BarWinning

*Yeah, I quoted The Fast and the Furious. Wanna fight about it?

Office Hacks: Beerz

***I wrote this short blog back in December and forgot to edit n' post. Scoopsie daisy.***

Sometimes you are in an office and all of a sudden you think, "I have a pseduo-warm beer in my work bag, and I want to drink that immediately."

Sooooo, that never actually happened because... I mean come on... I am a responsible young adult. I drink the beer that is pre-provided in the work fridge.

Seriously though; What do you do when you are at work/office/school or some other completely inappropriate place for drinking beers and you don't have a damn bottle opener? I'm not cool enough to chew the top off like some of you Hercules-teethed freaks out there.

In a moment of alcoholism induced genius, I decided to try some other options:

The Car Key?

FAIL

Scissors?

 FAIL

Staple Remover?

Wait for it...

SUCCESS!

Yeah, yeah...

You're welcome. 

***Disclaimer: Don't fucking drink at work unless your boss is a baller who likes drunk employees. I took these pictures at home because I didn't want to get fired. Obvi.