***I wrote this short blog back in December and forgot to edit n' post. Scoopsie daisy.***
Sometimes you are in an office and all of a sudden you think, "I have a pseduo-warm beer in my work bag, and I want to drink that immediately."
Sooooo, that never actually happened because... I mean come on... I am a responsible young adult. I drink the beer that is pre-provided in the work fridge.
Seriously though; What do you do when you are at work/office/school or some other completely inappropriate place for drinking beers and you don't have a damn bottle opener? I'm not cool enough to chew the top off like some of you Hercules-teethed freaks out there.
In a moment of alcoholism induced genius, I decided to try some other options:
The Car Key?
FAIL
Scissors?
FAIL
Staple Remover?
Wait for it...
SUCCESS!
Yeah, yeah...
You're welcome.
***Disclaimer: Don't fucking drink at work unless your boss is a baller who likes drunk employees. I took these pictures at home because I didn't want to get fired. Obvi.
